APOLOGY: In previous posts I may have given the impression that Mr Shamwow might, just might, be my new husband following his promise to be twelve times more absorbent than anything else on the market.Such impressions were, of course, misleading and innaccurate. Especially now I discover that Mr Shamwow is not the moisture-soaked paragon I initially took him for but instead:
1) His real name is Vince
2) He was arrested after beating up a prostitute who tried to bite out his tongue.
Brilliant remix of his other product, the unfortunately named Slap Chop:
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