Man In seaside cafe: "There's something in my house. They've been using my electricity, I think it's the Police at nights. It's the television. It gives me ailments. If you use the national health dentist they put pellets in your teeth which the satellites pick up. I am suing the government for two billion pounds. I've been reckoning it up."
Woman behind counter: "Yes, well, you won't mind paying £2.85 for that tea, then."
2 comments:
Lordy, sounds like the escapee from my mother's nursing home has finally gone home to Old Blighty. Please keep him but don't go near him wearing a scarf, he likes to strangle.
What charming lunatics you run into...
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