- Sofa = Office
- The canteen never shuts
- If a book is that good, you may stay up till 3am reading it.
- And have a lie-in till 10 the next day. Sometimes.
- Being in for the delivery man
- Lego = Team-Building Away Day .
- You get to go to the gym when the only other person there is a pervy-looking gymnast.
- No meetings*
- The giddy rush that comes from being able to turn down a hateful project.
- Cat = Manager
(* this is not true. Everyone has meetings)
I could list the bad things, the many, many bad things. But today I am celebrating the good.