Day 23 in the Big Brother House, and Big Brother has reduced the number of maidservants to 43. In the Smoking Room, Victor and Jasper are having a heated row:
VICTOR: Why sir, fie on that!
JASPER: It's clear you are little more than a charlatan. Should I meet you in my club, I would be duty bound to cut you.
Meanwhile, in the Music Room, Miss Jade is entertaining the other occupants to a delightful Mozart medley on the piano forte:
JADE: Oh, fiddlesticks! Some of the fingering is dashed complex. I believe BB has mistuned this piano deliberately!
TIFFANY: Do my ankles look big in this?
Over in the Drawing Room, the remaining men, Harold and Reginald, are facing up to this week's task...
HAROLD: D--- it, Reg! How can BB expect us to translate Horace without at least sight of a crib?
REGINALD: I'm gay, you know.