Penguin crime. Lego. Drinking with thin friends. Cat.
Friday, May 12, 2006
You know you're a middle-aged gay when...
You find yourself pressed up against the wall outside a nightclub saying, "Nah, not without three gins and some lube. Why don't you just jizz over that rat there?"
3 comments:
You know how to make a boy feel special!
Very funny
I must admit it was after one of those slightly passion-killing blunders on my part.
He said: "So, anyway, I'm a make-up artist."
I said: "Oh, is that why you look like an Ancient Egyptian?"
Ah I think I know the person you mean... this isn't the same one with luxury flat (bedsit) is it?
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