Monday, August 20, 2007

The loneliness of the long-distance Polish Footballer

I have a surprise new flatmate. Readers will be surprised to learn it's the Polish footballing microbiologist.

He texts me out of the blue to explain he's split up from his boyfriend and has to move out in a hurry. Do I have a spare room for a couple of weeks?

I explain that, um, yes I do have a spare room at the moment. But I'm in Scotland and it's full of Lego trainset. How urgent is it?

Pretty urgent it turns out. So, I post him a set of keys, and he texts back, "Hey babe, is it okay if I share a bed with you while we sort out the spare room? I give you big kiss ;)"

This is either going to go really well, or really badly. But, and I know you're shaking your heads sadly at this, I should point out, the footballer looks like this:

It's like my gay duty. Plus he taught himself English by watching Family Guy.

4 comments:

Lippy said...

OOOhhh...I liked him before, the learning English from Family Guy story made me laugh so much I nearly ate my glass. And he's pretty too

Joe McIntyre said...

Please, please tell me that - as a result of learning English from Family Guy - he sounds exactly like Stuey. That would top off the story nicely.

Skip said...

Actually, he does sound quite a lot like Stewie... Lucky me.

Anon Dirty said...

Sweet holy Jesus. He's to live with you. End of story.