He texts me out of the blue to explain he's split up from his boyfriend and has to move out in a hurry. Do I have a spare room for a couple of weeks?
I explain that, um, yes I do have a spare room at the moment. But I'm in Scotland and it's full of Lego trainset. How urgent is it?
Pretty urgent it turns out. So, I post him a set of keys, and he texts back, "Hey babe, is it okay if I share a bed with you while we sort out the spare room? I give you big kiss ;)"
This is either going to go really well, or really badly. But, and I know you're shaking your heads sadly at this, I should point out, the footballer looks like this:
It's like my gay duty. Plus he taught himself English by watching Family Guy.
4 comments:
OOOhhh...I liked him before, the learning English from Family Guy story made me laugh so much I nearly ate my glass. And he's pretty too
Please, please tell me that - as a result of learning English from Family Guy - he sounds exactly like Stuey. That would top off the story nicely.
Actually, he does sound quite a lot like Stewie... Lucky me.
Sweet holy Jesus. He's to live with you. End of story.
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