Wednesday, August 15, 2007

My Scottish Gym

While I'm up here, I've joined a gym that's so gay you can chew the sexual tension. And Scottish sexual tension is very chewy indeed.

It used to be a Holmes Place and was famous on the scene as "Homo Place". It's just been renamed Virgin Active, which isn't helping.

2 comments:

Lippy said...

Joining a gym on a "temporary" basis is exhibiting a terrifying degree of comitment to the fitness regime!

Skip said...

It's actually just a chance to spend an hour everyday listening to Radio Four while perving as neddy boy totty do their sex-faces as they lift heavy weights. Heaven!