Monday, September 10, 2007

Shuffling mad

"Bitch! Bitch! Shut up, you stupid bitch!" I said.

The woman next to me blinked with surprise, turned away and quickened her pace down the street, hurrying away from this clearly mad stranger.

How could I explain I was listening to Any Answers on the radio?

5 comments:

Orchis said...
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Orchis said...

'Any Answers', or 'The Daily Mail of the Air', as I like to call it. Incredible to think that all the people on it have the vote.

Skip said...

Oh, very clever. My friend Rick calls it "Any Bigots." Worryingly, not only do these people have the vote, they actually bother to go out and vote.

Sarah said...

Rick has the vote? Now that is worrying. Even more worrying was any answers this week - oh - my - god. They were a particulalry special lot weren't they.

Skip said...

They are always worrying. And they have nice houses and children and cars and everything. But secretly just want the funny-skinned weird-talking people who aren't enough like them to go home.