Wonderfully, I am outselling Barack Obama and Stephen Fry in the Waterstone's audiobook chart.
This is marvellous and unexpected and exciting. Like most marvellous, unexpected and exciting things in my life it'll probably last less than a week - and it might only happen in the Edinburgh branch of Waterstone's.
But there we go. toot! toot! I am terribly grateful to a lot of people for a really marvellous year.
And will now have to redress the balance with some stories of appallingly ill-conceived boy wrangling.