I've been without hot water, central heating, or a shower for 10 days now. It's kind of odd. Weirdly, the death of the boiler appears to have been the queue for other things to go wrong. The front door now creaks, the lights in the hall have blown, the TV ariel no longer works, and I appear to be incapable of buying more toothpaste.
Plus, people have started sending me unimaginable bills for alarming things. I now owe the council £1,900 for renovations to the car park. I don't even know how to drive.