I'm thinking of joining the police. No, seriously. Have been toying with the idea for quite some time of finding out more about being a Special Constable.
The only thing that stopped be filling out the application form was how truly awful the website is:
Oddly, I keep on bumping into people who've done it, and really get a lot out of it. And, oddly, the evening I spent out clubbing with three gay coppers was one of the most fun evening's I've had.
Apart from anything else, they used call signs to point out attractive men to each other. "IC4 at 9 o clock." "Yeah, but what about the IC3 at 7?"