Went to Leeds to mope for the weekend. Leeds is a good place to mope - it's cold, wet, and windy. The default state is miserable, the default cigarette is Safeway's Own Brand, and an idea of a meal out appears to be Burger King.
I don't think I like the Leeds gay scene. It's full of straight people. And they're not pretty. You're constantly being elbowed out of the way by a conga of clapping ladies, all with jolly bosoms.
And every conceivable corner is skulked out by a straight bloke. They've got gay faces, gay hair, gay clothes, but a beer belly you could hire out at children's parties.
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