Beep The Meep

How my friend Lee is like Beep the Meep:

1) Both are the embodiments of pure evil...
2) Hidden behind a sweet face and docile, innocently cute eyes.
3) Both are planning world domination
4) Both secretly despise their friends
5) Both have complicated relationships with a tall long-haired man.
6) Both are liable to captivate complete strangers, before shooting them quickly in the back...
7) With a weapon concealed between their legs.
8) Both think of themselves in the third person ("The Most High")
9) Neither likes being scratched behind the ears.
10) Both are hairy, and shorter than they realise.