This week, we didn't only have a drag queen - we also had a violinist and an opera singer.
Evening of the magnificently bizarre. Even though I have to question whether it was a wise choice to play a six minute version of "Lord of the Dance" to an audience of pissed gayers waiting for Kylie.
Drag Queen point-downs of the week:
a) "What's that dear, I don't speak Teletubby."
b) "I see you ate all the pies. And the silver foil."
c) "Ah. Been shoplifting in Matalan again, have we?"