Nice things about my dentist:
- He is blonde.
- He is cute.
- He works quickly.
- We had the following conversation about my gag reflex: "God, James, honestly, I can't fit a thing in your mouth."
Nasty things about my dentist:
- Well, he's a dentist.
- Every time I see him it costs me £200.
- The drugs he gives me cause a dramatic character change.
I'm trying to watch an old kids show with Toby Anstis. Instead of my normal reaction ("he's dreamy") I instead find myself yelling: "Who's the dead-eyed freak?"