Ottawa: Fascinating facts 1

• Ottawa is the capital city of Canada.
  
• It'll be quite nice when everyone moves in.
  
• It's a mind-numbing five hour drive from Toronto. On a straight road.
  
• Dead skunk smells from a mile away.
  
• It's the coldest capital city in the world. Beating Moscow.
  
• The Parliament building was built in 1920. But looks 800 years old.
  
• The clock tower is modelled on Big Ben. But with one improvement - at noon it plays "Three Blind Mice".
  
• Still no idea if Matt and I are supposed to be shagging. But we are sharing A Very Nice Room In A Castle.