Always wash your hands Especially between crumbling chillies and applying crab lotion.
Those gay Sainsbury's boys Are much harder to pull than you'd think. Even when there are two of you working in a pincer movement.
Weathermen are rubbish How are we supposed to believe them about global warming when they keep on yelling "Snownami!" and all we get is a trickle of shifty dandruff?
You can microwave dim-sum But it's a little tacky.
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