Was flicking through one of those Magazines About Gadgets For Boys With Lots of Pictures Of Ladies Holding iPods.
And there at the back, lots of adverts for Gay Chatlines. But curiously, all aimed at a slightly different market - can you guess what it is:
- Best mate dares me to suck him
- Drunken stag night ends up in bed with groom
- Mugger made me gay at knifepoint
- Skinheads approach me in empty tube carriage
- Hunky boss blow-job to get promotion