Monday, September 19, 2005

I wish I'd known...

I had a cleaner. It could have been worse, but how shaming to discover the coffee table emptied of fag ash, vodka bottle and cherryade.

How awful to discover my papers tidied, with a Doctor Who book and an advert for a gay sauna placed neatly on the top.

And worse, how terrible to discover the wooden animals liberated from their cupboard.

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