Compared to Tesco's "We Sell Everything" policy, I far prefer their "We Haven't A Clue What We're Selling, But Look! It's Only A Fiver! And, Who Knows - One Day You May Need A Horse Blanket. Why, My Aunt Beth Always Has People Dropping By Saying Their Horse Is Feeling A Bit Cold."
My heart also goes out to them for their lonely but cheerful display of fresh fruit and veg. "Go On! Try A Vitamin! You Might Like It!"
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