Friday, April 28, 2006

LIDL

LIDL is one of the best things about Cardiff. The other week, they were selling bath taps and small trees.

Compared to Tesco's "We Sell Everything" policy, I far prefer their "We Haven't A Clue What We're Selling, But Look! It's Only A Fiver! And, Who Knows - One Day You May Need A Horse Blanket. Why, My Aunt Beth Always Has People Dropping By Saying Their Horse Is Feeling A Bit Cold."

My heart also goes out to them for their lonely but cheerful display of fresh fruit and veg. "Go On! Try A Vitamin! You Might Like It!"

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