Friday, September 22, 2006

New Addiction

Bejewelled - how come this was on my Freeview box for a year and I never discovered it?

It's like an autism factory - there's filing and colours and shapes and Everything Had To Be Ordered.

Suddenly I'm no longer worried by problems at work or that my only serious relationship is with Marlboro Lights. I have this. And it does nicely.


Brian Sibley said...


Bejewelled is a fearfully demanding friend: constantly requiring attention; relentlessly nagging if you show attention to anyone or anything other than her; and constantly goading you to "have just one more go" in the belief that you can significantly increase your haul of gems...

Heed the warning of one who was enslaved by her glittering charms for TOO long...

And remember the words of the Seven Dwarfs:

We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn till night
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight
We dig up diamonds by the score
A thousand rubies, sometimes more
But we don't know what we dig 'em for
We dig dig dig a-dig dig

Skip said...

I know. I know. I know.

And yet. It's so calming.

Brian Sibley said...

I know. I know. I know....

(A Reformed Bejewelled Junkie)

James said...

And now, it seems to have turned up on the BBC's Doctor Who site. What an amazing coincidence!