Imagine Hollyoaks meets The West Wing, only without the wit of either, and there you have it. An hour of television composed almost entirely of significant glances and knowing pouts. I loves it.
(Note Jane Asher's left eyebrow in the picture above. Look at the perfect 45-degree angle of it. Irony, she has it.)
But then, I discover to my shock that Hotel Babylon is back. Can I love two shows at the same time? If I cheat on one guilty pleasure with another, does that make me even guiltier? Or will Hotel Babylon actually respect me more?
Extra bonus: I hear that this year, Hotel Babylon really, really stinks. Oh, I can't wait.