The problem with them is that they're all very well, until you read on the problems page:
Q: I scraped my brand new ceramic butler's sink with an aluminium preserving pan as I made marmalade. Am I stuck with these marks for ever?
A: All you need to do is, with the tap running, rub a wet pumice stone against the marks.
Go out! Have an affair! Shoot someone! Get a cat! Buy a non-organic vegetable. Or a ready meal. Just... oh god. Do something. I am cutting this out and pinning it up in the kitchen to remind me. You know, for whenever I think "should I bother going out?"