I wake up this morning. Covered in spots. Completely. Little red dots.
I've had this once before, as an allergic reaction to a bloke's shower gel. But what's this? These have no feeling. They don't itch.
The only strange thing I did last night was drink some Rose wine for the first time in a month. But it can't be that? That's gay nightmare.
UPDATE: Suddenly, sharply, this evening, they start to itch. Arrrrrrrrrrrg!