There is a cat carrier by my desk. It does not currently contain a cat. Just a book by HP Lovecraft and a copy of the Metro. But soon that will change.She's called Florence (currently) and is so obviously an ersatz boyfriend. She doesn't much like me and flirts madly with my best friend. All she needs to do now is learn my pin number.
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this isn't going to end well is it
none of my relationships do. but they normally end in redecorating or lego or something useful.
and i refuse to stoop to the whole cat/vagina routine. do you want to stroke it?
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