Tonight I met the most interesting accountant ever.
Her name was Jo and she bumbled up to Bradley and me looking for a ciggie.
Eventually, she sat down and was wildly entertaining. More so than her tag along accountant friend (though he did announce "My sister is a model. She looks like Sarah Michelle Gellar. Makes a fortune. But puts paid to me fancying Buffy").
At the end of the evening I told Jo she was the most interesting accountant I'd ever met. "Darling," she announced, clasping my hand and exposing more boobage, "I only said that. I'm really an actress."