I have been here for four years, and still haven't had sex here.
Well, apart from that magic evening on the BBC Four bench with a DJ. But, after all, everyone needs a place to think.
Anyway, my point is that I have never seduced anyone actually *on* BBC premises.
And yet, today, it very nearly happened....
I was walking back into the building, when a cute young thing was walking out. I naturally stared at him, and, pleasingly he stared back. I carried on walking, before I realised what had happened, and ground to a halt, and looked over my shoulder.
He'd done the same. We both paused. And smiled.
"Er," I said, "Sorry - I thought I knew you..."
He grinned. "I thought you were.... my brother..."
We both smiled, shrugged, and went on our way. After all - there was nowhere to go. Not a BBC Three smoking tent in sight.