Sunday, November 14, 2004

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... from a Sauna Shag:

"HI IT'S SIMON HERE. MY REAL NAME IS DAVID. BUT I SAY SIMON AS I AM SHY."

Actually, Simon is a fairly safe name to pick. Nearly all gay men seem to be called either Simon or Matt.

I suggest bringing it in as a classification. Perhaps Simons could all be the nice guys, and Matts could all be the slightly rough ones that you can't help but love.

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