... from a Sauna Shag:
"HI IT'S SIMON HERE. MY REAL NAME IS DAVID. BUT I SAY SIMON AS I AM SHY."
Actually, Simon is a fairly safe name to pick. Nearly all gay men seem to be called either Simon or Matt.
I suggest bringing it in as a classification. Perhaps Simons could all be the nice guys, and Matts could all be the slightly rough ones that you can't help but love.