Last weekend Gemma and Serge gave me some fab-sounding sleeping tablets, and I've been taking them religiously.
I've still be feeling like crap every night. They do work, kind of. In that they don't put you to sleep - they just trap you in bed for eight hours. It's like drinking an entire bottle of vodka, only you wake up without either a hangover or a drama student.
Eight hours of drifting in and out of sleep. Unable to bloody move, bored and irritated. It's like watching Lord of the Rings. Every night.
Sod that. Back to vodka and students.