Went round to catch up with Adam, who's moved from being the "Not-Boyfriend" to "A Gay Who Owes Me Money".
He's now moved in with a good friend (actually, someone to whom Adam owes even more money), and, it's all rather jolly. The flat is filthy (touch the kitchen drawer and your hand comes away covered in grease and cat hair), but has a garden and three cats.
Adam is, sadly, allergic to cats. So allergic, he can barely leave the house. Which means he can't get away from the cats, which makes him even iller, which...
Anyway, he's quite content, going for odd job interviews ("I'm the fastest Excel temp on their books!"), and addicted to a special version of gaydar for Chavs and Chickens (which is, thinking about it, a great name for a wendy pub). Rather like the real Gaydar, it appears to have an Amazon style "rate and review" engine, which I find chilling.
Especially as Adam's got an 8.5 rating out of 10. "What picture are you using?" I asked.
"Oh. It's just a cock shot."
Really? Well, I'd give it a four.
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