Saturday at a gay bar:
"Oi, you!" yells the drag queen to a short heckler, "Shut Up! What do they call you - Shorty?"
"No, Stumpy, actually," said the heckler.
"I can guess why!" roared the drag queen.
"No, you can't," said the man, taking his arm out of his pocket. He was missing a hand.
=== later in the same set ===
"And you, gorgeous!" she booms to a young man in the crowd, "What a great smile you've got - I bet you've got beautiful teeth."
He smiles widely - revealing that he, in fact, has no teeth.
=== Later still... ===
"Oi! You! Pay attention to me!" she yelled to someone sat down. "What's the matter - are you deaf?"
He turned slightly, so that she could see his hearing aid.