Porn. And some glitter pens.
The porn is rivetting. Using the Robin Ince approach of opening at a random page, we get:
"Please, please I need more," she moaned.
With no warning whatsoever, Mark opened his mouth on her, licking deeply into her wet folds, and Noelle let out a tiny scream.
That was when sanity deserted her completely. [p105]
I can also recommend p201, which opens with the pithy:
"So, I d-definitiely don't need this tonight," she stammered, about to toss the dildo away.
I adore the Office Secret Santa.