Friday, December 22, 2006

Best Christmas Present?

Porn. And some glitter pens.

The porn is rivetting. Using the Robin Ince approach of opening at a random page, we get:

"Please, please I need more," she moaned.

With no warning whatsoever, Mark opened his mouth on her, licking deeply into her wet folds, and Noelle let out a tiny scream.

That was when sanity deserted her completely.

I can also recommend p201, which opens with the pithy:

"So, I d-definitiely don't need this tonight," she stammered, about to toss the dildo away.

I adore the Office Secret Santa.

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