When I was in my twenties I was baffled by the new fashion. Now I'm baffled by the new sex. Here's two new ones:
Remember the Gunk Tank from Saturday morning kids tv? Well, it's just like that, only without Keith Chegwin and puppets. It's a group of men, and a tank of slime. Beyond that, I'm baffled.
Boys are putting themselves through university by offering their used socks and boxer shorts for sale. Is there anything less appetising than a student's unwashed undercrackers? Jeez, I have enough trouble doing my own laundry without paying to do someone else's.