Friday, July 20, 2007


Joe and I are hunting Soho for cigarettes. Our hands accidentally touch.

ME: You're gay now.

JOE: Is that how it works? You just touch me and I'm gay?

ME: Yes.

JOE: Aw man, I am never seeing you again.

ME: See? You really are gay.


joe said...

Does this mean I need to buy nipple clamps? Or move to Scunthorpe?

Skip said...

you get a complimentary set along with your welcome pack.

James said...

If this is the Joe I'm thinking of, then I'm very worried that after I spent an hour touching (almost) every part of his naked body, he was still utterly hetero, yet a brief touch with you converts him in an instant. It's clearly some qality over quantity issue...