You probably missed the following on Radio Four's PM news show last week, which went something like this:
Paddy O Connell does a trail for his Sunday news show. Eddy Mair, host of the PM show says "Hmm. Would you mind doing that trail again?"
PADDY: What, without the tiara?
EDDY: Yes, if you wouldn't mind.
PADDY: What, you think it's a little fussy...?
EDDY: Well, yes.
PADDY: Oh, that's it. I'm out of here! (sound of door slamming)
EDDY:Ah dear, we've upset another queen.