GAY #1: So, I've finished my novel.
GAY #2: Great.
GAY #1: Only, you know how it was supposed to be about the truth at the heart of gay relationships? Well, it's now just hard core gay porn.
GAY #2: Really? How are your employers about that?
GAY #1: Yeah. I don't think Number 10 Downing Street will be very pleased.
GAY #2: Oh. Can't you publish your hard code porn under a false name?
GAY #1: Thing is, it's like my oeuvre...