Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Overheard in SoHo, Sunday

GAY #1: So, I've finished my novel.

GAY #2: Great.

GAY #1: Only, you know how it was supposed to be about the truth at the heart of gay relationships? Well, it's now just hard core gay porn.

GAY #2: Really? How are your employers about that?

GAY #1: Yeah. I don't think Number 10 Downing Street will be very pleased.

GAY #2: Oh. Can't you publish your hard code porn under a false name?

GAY #1: Thing is, it's like my oeuvre...

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