Saturday, March 01, 2008

Jumper

A film so bad that Jamie Bell has to deliver the following line with a straight face:
"I can jump anything that moves."

3 comments:

Brian Sibley said...

May I drawn a deeply worthy cause to the attention of yourself and your astute and discerning readership?

I refer to THE PET-ITION!

Qenny said...

Hayden Christensen must give darned good head, because he sure as shit can't act, but keeps landing big roles.

Skip said...

Yeah. I wish you wouldn't bring that up. He's one of those "Men I Wish I Didn't Want".

Watching him act, it's this terrible split between "eugh! you vile Ken doll" and "aw, he's got lovely eyes."