Saturday, July 11, 2009

Breaking the internet

DigitalSpy's GaySpy section has introduced fit reader of the week. I urge you to go to there. Not, naturally, for the topless picture of Danny from St Andrew's university. No. But for the comments, such as:

Pavel, Newham on July 7th, 2009
I am so love for this man, he chest has hair for kiss. He like my brother Piotr of Mockba. Perhaps he underpants can send me. I not live far!

Blessings upon you, Digital Spy.


Hugh said...

I like

James, London on July 3rd, 2009
"Why do people insist on pulling that face when they have their picture taken. He looks like he's having a stroke."

Skip said...

hang on a minute. i swears that is not me.

Orchis said...

Pavel pops up for the second reader of the week, Tom from Harlow, Essex:

"I forget other Danny I much want Tom now, he body make love to my eyes. Tom I am big also and Lithuania boys love is best! I am near to you!"

Skip said...

Why do I get the funny feeling I would much like make sex Pavel? Your cold dead eyes hunger me greatly.

Hugh said...

Because the little snippet of info, that he's Lithuanian might have something to do with it
plus his English just gives off that little sniff of "rough"

Skip said...

Oh Pavel! Pavel! I yearn that your firm hair man chest be near to me.

Ooh - and here he is again in the comments:
Pavel, Newham on July 8th, 2009
Barriejohn girl name, you are flirt with tom more than me, you would have the love of tom but he chose me more because i greatest lover!

Now. Stopping this and going and reading about Etruscan Urns.

Perry Neeham said...

Q: What does an Etruscan Urn?

A: I'm too polite to ask.

Boom, boom.

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