Surely by now you're watching True Blood (The Ryan Kwanten Nekkid Shagging Hour). But have you walked past one of the books in Borders? Ooh, you've thought. Aren't they classy? Shall we have a look at a cover?
Gosh. Very moody. Very sinister. Oh so Twilight. Perfectly in keeping with the show.
But hang on a moment. Shall we see how those books were first jacketed?
Crikey. Er. Crikey.