Wednesday, August 13, 2003


Scientists have discovered that the Big Arms Powder also makes you brainy.

Last used it a couple of months ago. Gave me a hangover every day for a fortnight.

Brought it in a biomass store in LA from a man with big arms, a vacant grin and steroid acne. He assured me was "much less likely to cause nausea, vomiting or internal bleeding than most other leading brands". It tasted vaguely of vanilla.

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