Wandered dozily out of the tube station last night as it shut.
Two skinheads lurched up to me. One of them roared "Oi! Oi!"
Figuring I was cornered, I smiled weakly.
"Do you know any good pubs round here?" demanded one. The other belched.
"Er. What sort of pub?"
"Gay pubs, you gorgeous fool."
I gave them directions to the Black Cap. They gave me a bottle of rather nice white wine.
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