Wednesday, August 20, 2003

Even my dog knew....

Wandered dozily out of the tube station last night as it shut.

Two skinheads lurched up to me. One of them roared "Oi! Oi!"

Figuring I was cornered, I smiled weakly.

"Do you know any good pubs round here?" demanded one. The other belched.

"Er. What sort of pub?"

"Gay pubs, you gorgeous fool."

I gave them directions to the Black Cap. They gave me a bottle of rather nice white wine.

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