Saturday morning TV: The Facts

(so hungover and mean this morning I felt I had no choice)

• Amazingly, there's a programme called Ministry of Madness.
• It features a sketch show about a camp holiday camp calle Butthaven.
• There was a magical act where the Not-Charlies In Busted nearly got crushed in wardrobes by a JCB.
• Busted managed to be on both BBC 1 and ITV. At almost the same time.
• Actually, Saturday Morning TV appears to be mostly about Busted.
• Charlie from Busted (the Princess Di of pop) no longer talks. He just peeps from beneath his fringe, says "Yeah. Yuh-huh. Yah," a lot, and shrugs.
• Busted really are singing the Thunderbirds song. This is wrong.
• The presenter of The Saturday Show was in Glasgow's The Polo Lounge. He looked better in the flesh. Well, less like he'd rather be asleep.