Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Alien Life

Last night was a magic evening of gossip and fun and generally urbane "goodness me, it's a small world."

One minute it was 8.30, then it was 9.30... then *snap* it was 12.30, and I felt terribly light-headed and was holding two empty fag packets.

It's obvious: Aliens kidnapped us and stole my cigarettes.

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