Thanks to the lovely Lee my dear old Brikia phone has been replaced by something from Sony. And it's splendid, especially now Lee has removed most of the porn from it.
But I'm having to learn text all over again. It's a slightly different predictive system, which is fiddly, and reducing my wild fancies and clever sentences to stutterings of "Good time thanks" and "See you soon?"
And I'm having to teach it bad words again. No, not those happy little words we shout at the backs of indifferent pretty men. No, the sad words, such as "Dalek", "Rambaldi" and "Stockard Channing".