Sunday, July 22, 2007

Human Killing Machine

So, I'm kissing a Black Belt in Soho Square.

"This is nice," I say, "I've kissed men in public before, but it's nice knowing that if anyone objects I can get you to kill them."

The Black Belt nods. "Slowly," he says. And then we kiss some more.

1 comment:

PJ said...

Ah, bless. It's like the alternative ending of an action movie.