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Wednesday, May 07, 2008
oi, Facebook, No!
What is this? So, yes, I'm gay. But I'm not completely without standards. I mean, really - is this honestly the best way to advertise a dating service? Topless, okay. Shirt trousers, okay. Minty expression, fine. But a tie????
And another thing, would you really tup a chap who can't tie a decent knot in his tie? I thought everyone - apart from prefessional footballers obviously - knew how to tie a 'Prince Harry' (the Half-Windsor) knot.
It's like a weird kipper tie, isn't it? And am I alone in thinking "Who would buy a tie that colour, unless you're going to a funeral?". I mean, you'd end up wearing it with a white colour shirt, and people would just think you're the dullest man alive...
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How else are you supposed to drag them around?
Pure Tie Rack tat.
And another thing, would you really tup a chap who can't tie a decent knot in his tie? I thought everyone - apart from prefessional footballers obviously - knew how to tie a 'Prince Harry' (the Half-Windsor) knot.
It's like a weird kipper tie, isn't it? And am I alone in thinking "Who would buy a tie that colour, unless you're going to a funeral?". I mean, you'd end up wearing it with a white colour shirt, and people would just think you're the dullest man alive...
Funeral tie...? Ah! Must be a necrophiliac! Too spooky to contemplate...
Brian, I was about to say that necrophilia is the one thing I haven't tried but thinking about some of the guys I've known I'll just keep quiet.
Well, Perry, there are, of course, various interpretations of the word 'stiff'...
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