There is a Gay Director of Enquiries service. And it's a marvellous thing.
Clayton and I were in Cardiff, and desperate to make at least a token visit to the gay scene. Having no idea where we were, we used 118-GAY.
"Hello! You're through to 118-GAY. For a phone number press 1. For something Gay, press 2."
Charming, giggly lady pointed us in the direction of a pub, and a club with two names. It's called Club Addiction. And also Club Excess. This just seems greedy.