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Thursday, February 16, 2006
Passion killer
What is the most disturbing thing you can hear mid shag? I think I got close when last night's tup suddenly said, "You won't leave any marks will you? My mum'll kill me."
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Yeah. That's a fairly good one.
Of course, I used to have an ex who'd cry whenever he got naked.
How many marks were you likely to leave?
Well, I always try leave them so that you can safely return them to the shop. If you've kept the receipt.
"My mum'll kill me"?!?!?!
So. Very. Wrong.
Look, he was well over six foot, and had a trim little goatee.
How was I to know he was sixteen?
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