Thursday, February 16, 2006

Passion killer

What is the most disturbing thing you can hear mid shag? I think I got close when last night's tup suddenly said, "You won't leave any marks will you? My mum'll kill me."

Oh.

7 comments:

5465421546 said...

That, and "I think I'm going to throw up."

Skip said...

Yeah. That's a fairly good one.

Of course, I used to have an ex who'd cry whenever he got naked.

5465421546 said...

*sigh*
yea, me too.

James said...

How many marks were you likely to leave?

Skip said...

Well, I always try leave them so that you can safely return them to the shop. If you've kept the receipt.

SL&V said...

"My mum'll kill me"?!?!?!

So. Very. Wrong.

Skip said...

Look, he was well over six foot, and had a trim little goatee.

How was I to know he was sixteen?