What a week it's been for bush botherers. George Michael appears to have made cruising cool.
I knew it was in trouble when the straights started doing it. Will it go the way of disco and crystal meth?
It was even on Any Questions, and the panel said "well, not my cup of tea, but my sharply-haired friend Jasper can do what he wants..."
What with ASDA and M&S in trouble for their increasingly provocatively sloganed kiddie clothing, how long is it before we see kids wearing t-shirts that say "Cruisy slut" and "Cottage grrrl"?