Are you a scary home-selling dragon? Do you terrorise the menstrual mothers of the neighbourhood with tupperware targets and crystal campaigns?
But hey - aren't there just sometimes not enough hours in the day? Especially when, girls, it comes to emailing out a newsletter full of bible quotes and fuckin scary salespeak.
Then rush to UNIT News. They'll write your emails for you, leaving you plenty of time to push your children around on tricycles.
Why not read a sample newsletter. And remember - don't just let anybody dump into your mental factory
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